
I am a published theoretical PHYSICIST
with two doctorates...
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hotshot PHYSICIST Logan Dean,
arrives at CERN.
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When I decided I was going
to be a PHYSICIST,
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Here, I am janitor.
In former Soviet Union, I am PHYSICIST.
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And the PHYSICIST says:
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