Lap, hands, face
and personal emergency.
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 5
I can't sit on your LAP.
You don't know the routine.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 20
Nothing beats a LAP dance
and a baked potato bar, huh?
The Big Bang Theory Season 12, Episode 21
Next vomit is going to be in your LAP.
The Big Bang Theory Season 10, Episode 5
Depends. Are you willing to sit on my LAP
and pretend to be a ventriloquist's dummy?
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 20