![Lap, hands, face
and personal emergency.
Lap, hands, face
and personal emergency.](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
Lap, hands, face
and personal emergency.
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 5
![I can't sit on your lap.
You don't know the routine.
I can't sit on your lap.
You don't know the routine.](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
I can't sit on your LAP.
You don't know the routine.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 20
![Nothing beats a lap dance
and a baked potato bar, huh?
Nothing beats a lap dance
and a baked potato bar, huh?](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
Nothing beats a LAP dance
and a baked potato bar, huh?
The Big Bang Theory Season 12, Episode 21
![Next vomit is going to be in your lap.
Next vomit is going to be in your lap.](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
Next vomit is going to be in your LAP.
The Big Bang Theory Season 10, Episode 5
![Depends. Are you willing to sit on my lap
and pretend to be a ventriloquist's dummy?
Depends. Are you willing to sit on my lap
and pretend to be a ventriloquist's dummy?](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
Depends. Are you willing to sit on my LAP
and pretend to be a ventriloquist's dummy?
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 20